Music / Lyrics by Slava Tikhonov

{Verse 1:}
You think you know the game,
But you are playing with Sharpie (sharp-Er!)
You can’t bluff a bluffer
And there is no one to blame

You think it’s a joker,
But it’s really a trump card.
Wow, what a surprise!
You’re in the wrong game!

{Break:}
Really? I don’t know, man…
Tarot cards maybe?

{Verse 2:}
You play above board,
All according to Hoyle (who?)
But there is always someone
Who shuffles the deck.

You kinda know about that,
But it still makes your blood boil
They have their own rules

And they don’t give a heck!

{Chorus:}
Facepalm!
For crying out loud!
Keep calm
How can it be?!

Facepalm!
Don’t shoot yourself in the foot.
Keep calm
Breathe!

{Solo:}
Now, keep calm! What? Keep calm, damn it!!! Jesus!

{Chorus}

{Verse 3:}
You’re forced to ante up,
But it’s not a good feeling
When you realise that
You were dealt a bad hand!

You would have done it right
But you are not the one dealing
It’s not a fair game
It should come to an end!

{Chorus}

{Outro:}
Facepalm!
Pushing on a pull door.
Keep calm!
Why you’re laughing at me?
Lip balm
What are you talking about?
Heart attack
Breathe! Breathe!

Headdesk
Now the shit really hit the fan!
Feel bad!
It happens every day
Rat race!
Don’t choke on your cheese!
Salad face!
I’m sick of this nonsense! Stop it!