Music / Lyrics by Slava Tikhonov

{Verse 1:}
We are pleased to let you know
A very good news
With a little twist, it will look so
From your point of view

You’ll be glad to hear what we have to say
Who else you can trust?
Even if it turns out that you have to pay
You’ll feel like you must.

{Chorus:}
We hope you are stupid, yeah
We hope you don’t see
Or maybe too busy
To cut through this shit.

{Verse 2:}
This fabulous offer expires today
All goes in a flash
We are not really shy, and we’d say what we may
To get to your cash

Act now! Before time runs out
As if it really could
We increased the price to give you a discount
To make you feel good

{Verse 3:}
We know all the chords of a human soul
But the song is the same
We know what to say get total control
And we have no shame

You will suck it off and be grateful for that
We know our tricks
We are corporate marketing, and when you are done
We’ll wipe our dicks