Music / Lyrics by Slava Tikhonov

{Verse 1:}
I’m being humble to describe myself
The smartest cookie in the jar
It is related to my mental health
My narcissism has gone too far

I am one of those who always know the best
Rely on me I’m always right
But thoughts of being wrong won’t let me rest
Like a group of splinters in my mind

{Bridge 1:}
If you ever dare
To question my reign
You’re gonna be writhing in pain

{Verse 2:}
I change my colours as the backgrounds change
I’m telling you – Hey, it’s my natural colour!
Don’t trust your vision I’m beyond your range
And I like you the more the duller.

If you deal with me you have to make a choice
Respect authority and bow
I will defame you if you raise your voice!
I’ll coin a nasty name for you – I’ll call you…

{Chorus:}
Unreasonable x4
You are…
Unreasonable x4
C’mon!

{Bridge 2:}
This makes me right
And that makes you wrong
As long as I say – you’re…

{Chorus}

{Solo}

{Break – whisper}
Unreasonable

{Verse 3:}
I wonder how do people eat this shit
‘Cause I can do whatever I want
And you’ll be thanking me for all I did
And you’ll be sorry if you don’t!
That would be…

{Chorus}

{Bridge 3:}
It makes me feel safe
In my stupid brain
If I just repeat – you’re

{Chorus} x2